What’s the best thing going for you right now?
I suppose there’s a couple of things. I’ve got drive now, not in any certain direction but I’m powering through things like a blind bear on speed. Even got myself a little white lie if anyone asks what it is I do so I don’t need to answer with “lol dunno.” Right now I’m looking for work and planning on doing an access course to Glasgow Uni so that I can do a degree that changes depending on what the lady in question might like most. Saying I’m going to be a brain surgeon isn’t very believable, but stuff like zoology, politics, literature etc, that gets a good reception. Not a complete lie when I don’t know myself right?
Other things… um, a car? A lot of people not driving, whereas I own mine outright, it’s a five door and has yet to completely break down on me. I’m tall, nothing to dry up a clunge than being a short fat guy after all. I’m not shy, find it easy to talk to people, like animals, only scare children deliberately, have no STDs… Fuck knows. I’m not daft, not ugly to the point of deformation, have enough money to a buy a girl a drink, the usual shit. Over and out.
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