Oh girl, you almost showed promise!

Well, that lasted the best part of about three days. Things had gone quite well up until a couple of hours ago, we’d met a few times, and had a lot of fun. She’s a nice girl, really easy to talk to, and while I wasn’t falling for her and didn’t see this as any more than a casual thing, she managed to drag it out back and thoroughly shoot it to death with a single sentence. Which is a little bit of a bummer.

It started off innocently enough, just chatting on Facebook with a bit of flirting going on, with things becoming gradually more suggestive. Then in the middle of talking about how we were going to make up for lost time because we never seen each other tonight she decides to mention that “well in all honesty [she] can’t usually cum from sex, but what [I] do with my tongue is great, and [she’s] sure there are a few things we could do with each other” before carrying on as if a thirty foot tall non-orgasmic elephant hadn’t suddenly appeared in the room. I hadn’t been acting like a paranoid schoolboy asking for a report on my performance, she just decided to randomly mention it.

I should say now that I’m not clutching my poor bruised ego because she most likely (Was it her mangled way of saying that while she didn’t normally, she did with me? Doubt it) didn’t have an orgasm with me. We’d only shagged a few times, I was coming off a dry patch and my dick was on a fucking hair-trigger at the prospect of getting wet for the first time in a while. I’m not one of those guys that cries when he finds out that his wondercock doesn’t make ’em come first time every time. Some girls are penetration girls, and a lot get off most with the clit, this girl seems to be the latter, and I’m fine with that.

The problem is that we’d only just started very casually seeing each other, why the fuck would anyone mention something like that to somebody so early on? Personally, I’ve never came from getting a blowjob. They feel brilliant and I enjoy getting them, I just haven’t met a girl yet that can get me all the way. Note the lack of me saying that I can’t spunk with oral, I just haven’t met someone who can do it right yet. So when this girl was going down like a trooper, did I mention it to her? Did I fuck. What would she have thought if I said to her that I can’t usually come that way? She’d wonder what the point was in her even doing it in the first place.

It’s the kind of thing you’d tell a guy after being with him for a while, when you’re both closer and more committed to each other and will be open to doing things to please the other person, like fucking at just the right angle for her to enjoy you. You’ll work at things basically. To begin with you just give a few signals of when they’re hot or cold without plain saying that you struggle to come with sex. Over time you both get to know what the other likes and sex is better as a result, that’s what happens.

So what’s bothering me most about this girl’s openness about not getting her jollies off of a length? It seemed simply defeatist to be honest. It wasn’t doesn’t, it was can’t. It makes it seem as if she just isn’t bothered about it, and everyone wants to know that they’re shagging someone who’s at least into it, otherwise you’re pretty much, well, flogging a dead horse. It becomes one-sided, she’s like a glorified sex doll and the guy isn’t too pleased at having to make do with such a passive partner. “I’m telling you now you won’t be able to give me an orgasm, but you can plug away if you want to anyway.” Not exactly erotically charged is it? The whole thing sounds pointless.

That’s me done with this lassie. Everyone’s different and I don’t mind if a girl says she wants her clit licked side-to-side rather than up and down, or wants old-fashioned missionary instead of doggy, stuff like that is normal. I’m not looking for a project though, I don’t want the hassle of trying to please a girl who’s convinced there’s no way something can happen, or put the effort into trying to fix whatever problem she thinks she has. I don’t give detailed tutorials on how to suck my dick the third time you do it, kindly don’t burden me with your shit straight from the off either hen.